She thinks my tractor is sexy...it really turns her on.

She's always staring at me, while I'm chugging along...

this was the Recessional song.

So the wedding was scheduled for 11/5. I wanted this to be perfect for my sister. My dad is gone and my brother chose to give her away, so I wanted there to be no mishaps. I had mishaps at my wedding. Nerving to say the least, but I wanted to spare her of this.
As plans started to unfold regarding the wedding, it soon came clear to me that she wasn't going to be flustered by much.

"I'm walking down the isle barefoot"...my sister.
"What??"...me
"yeah barefoot. I've decided this is the way it is going to be."...my sister.
"really?"...me
"yes"...my sister
"hmm. and you don't think I will say something about that?"
"you probably will, but I'm doing it anyway"
"mmm. you see if you wear no shoes, and I chose to say something, I have nothing to lose...whilst you will be embarrassed"

so shoes weren't worn down the isle...battle 1 lost.
Morgan 1...Monica 0

Now...don't get me wrong, this isn't my wedding but we were raised "differently". Not that tractors are bad. Not that they can't be sexy, but classy? For weddings? No not for me but hey. So it wasn't like it was a war just an easy jab...one that I can get her back for YEARS with.

So, I'm informed that "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" will be the recessional song. Teehee...yeah again, not really me but what ever makes you happy.

So during the ceremony, the preacher asks if Kevin has a token of his love and a symbol for this marriage. All the groomsmen, Kevin, my brother (he gave my sister away) and the ushers all pulled out John Deere hats and put them on. Well that was the one thing that my sister didn't anticipate in this wedding.

Tahahahaaa. suprise!! So, "oh my GOD!!" was yelled in this cute little white chapel in the woods in easter NC. Then composure was returned and the ceremony commenced.

So my daughter was a flower girl. As they play She Thinks My Tractors Sexy...the bride and the groom go down the isle the followed by the flower girls. So yeah the song is loud and fun enough that my daughter and Kevin's daughter decided to dance down the isle. Too funny.

All and all it was a fun time. My sister is happy, Kevin got all the John Deere green that everyone could stand and they left in a tractor happy as can be!

oh yeah that's right, did I forget to tell you that they rode off in a tractor.

Plowin' these fields in the hot summer sun
Over by the gate lordy here she comes
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea
I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain't a foolin' me

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

We ride back and forth 'til we run out of light
Take it to the barn put it up for the night
Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on
She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is
She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids
One more teeny weeny ride before take her home

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

Well she ain't into cars or pickup trucks
But if it runs like a Deere man her eyes light up

She thinks my tractor's
She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy
She thinks my tractor's sexy
She thinks my tractor's sexy